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• My friends hacked my Facebook account and listed me as gay. I now have 4 relationship requests and my family keeps calling. FML

  January 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• After the Ohio State game, I headed to College for some rioting. I showed up with a lead pipe, but there were no riots. There was a lot of police, though…FML

  January 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I learned that my roommate has been dealing drugs from our room. FML

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• The Willard Preacher told my girlfriend that she is going to hell. She’s a staunch catholic who is deathly afraid of hell. This is going to be a long night. FML.

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• I forgot that I even had an 8 AM class this entire semester. The final grade is an F. FML.

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• I got a DUI on a bicycle. FML

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• i caught my boyfriend feeling up my ex-best friend at fiji. fml

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• My roommate and my girlfriend decided to have sex in my room. I was woken up by them. FML

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• My teacher told us in a cheerful mood the first day of class that our final report is a 20-page essay. We thought he was joking. Take a guess what I’m now doing last minute? FML

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• I don’t know what I did last night, but my paper is missing and Gumby flipped me off this morning. FML.

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